Even Robots Need Breakfast

This morning, a robot was in my kitchen!  “What are you doing here?” I asked.  “Making a cheeseburger,” he answered.  “A cheeseburger?” I asked. “That’s not a proper breakfast. Why don’t you make cereal?”  The robot beeped.  His metal head spun around, and then he looked at the clock.  “Time for dinner,” he said.  “Huh? It’s 6:30 a.m.!”  “No, it’s time for dinner,” he bleeped in reply.  Dad came downstairs and heard me saying it was morning. Dad laughed. “No honey, it’s dinnertime,” he said, “I think you forgot it is a weekend, and you slept in late!” “Oh,” I said.

The End. 

A Crazy Class

Today all the pictures we drew in art class came to life.  I drew an airplane and it flew around the room.  Then, I drew a spider and it went to work making webs all over the room.  I said, “stop,” but it didn’t. So, I drew a bird to eat the spider. But, the bird wouldn’t stop squawking.  So, I drew a cat to catch the bird. But, the cat jumped to the top of the bookshelf and stayed there. So, I drew a dog to chase the cat. He chewed the white board erasers.  Now, we have a wild dog chasing a cat, chasing a bird, chasing a spider in the classroom.  The teacher was not happy.

The End.

A Weird Wake-Up

Today was the strangest day of my whole life.  When I woke up, it was raining inside my room! I went to the bathroom to brush my teeth and the toothpaste was black instead of white! Everything was the opposite. First, I put on my shoes.  Then, I pulled my socks on over them.  I walked outside, and it wasn’t sunny. It was snowing hail! I got to school and saw the teacher wearing a swimsuit, doing warm-ups for swimming a triathlon. Everyone was playing instead of studying. At home after school, my mom put bread on butter at dinner. “But mom, we put butter on bread.” I said.  “Not today,” she said, “It’s opposite day!” I laughed. “Not okay,” I said, and winked.

The End.

Monkey See, Monkey Do

Today, on the way to school, I saw a pack of wild monkeys! I waved. They waved back. I stuck out my tongue. They stuck out their tongues. I started to run. They started to run too. Then, I bonked into them. “Ouch!” they said.  “Ouch!” I said. They rubbed their forehead, and I rubbed mine.  “I am you?” I said, “What?” “I am you?” they said, “What?” “NO, I am a monkey!” I said. “NO, I am a monkey!” they said. They followed me everywhere, and repeated everything I said and did. It was annoying.

The End.

The Recess Mess

Today during recess, a large truck pulled up to the school yard.  “Someone ordered 100 toy trucks,” the truck driver said.  “We are also delivering 10,000 pounds of pizza and 50,000 gallons of Gatorade.”  The truck driver backed the truck onto the soccer field and unloaded. He threw the packages onto the field, and on top of me! “Help!” I cried.  Everyone laughed, but me.  The driver drove off. When I got out from under everything, everyone rushed forward to get pizza, toys and Gatorade.  I smiled. Only I knew that I had ordered them!  I ran and got some for myself.

The End.

The BIG Day at School

When I got to school today, there was a giant standing at the front door. He was about 100 feet tall.  Each of his feet was as big as a school bus.  “I am a new boy at school,” he said.  “This is my first day.”  I couldn’t believe it! I asked him what class he was in. “Giant Balonia class,” he answered.  “What?” I said. When I looked around, I saw the school, and bus and everyone. Everything was BIG!  “You are over there,” he said, pointing to my class lining up.  Then, he disappeared.  Startled, I awoke.  Phew, I had been dreaming! I tried to get up, then yawned when…the Giant boy was there again. He picked me up and put me in line.

The End.

Aliens Ate My Homework!

Today, as I was walking home from school, a spaceship landed right in front of me! An alien with eyes like a cat and long spidery legs came out.  “I am hungry,” he said.  “I have come to your planet in search of books to eat.”  “Books aren’t food,” I said.  “That’s the craziest thing I ever heard,” said the alien.  “I love a good book!”  Right now, I am craving a big fat math book.”  He started to walk towards me and he reached into my backpack, and took my homework.  And, ate it!  “This is delicious,” he said, as he nibbled some more. “I will get in trouble!” I screamed.  “So?” replied the alien, and reached in my bag for more. The alien ate all my books.  “Stop!” I shouted, but he just followed me to the library and ate all the books on the shelves.  Then, when the shelves were empty, he took the books from people’s hands. “Oh boy,” I thought. It was chaos.

The End.